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If you believe in Santa, then you can believe in yourself!
Tags: wholesometofu, tofu, asian, wholesome, santa-clause, santa, believe, believe-in-yourself, wanna-hear-a-joke, my-life.
Cats: Exclusive, Verified Amateurs, SFW.
Area 51 Raid Talks With WholesomeTofu (LITTLE BIT LAGGY SORRY :D)
I pack you lunch before you head off to storm area 51
Self-image issues? Feel like a potato? I explain why potatoes are sexy AF
Every man's dream: a Lego bed
Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)
Heck yeah I lift, I be lifting your spirits up and out of that depression
I buy condoms to practice safe sex
I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night
Speedbuild of Enlighten 1101 - A Lego sweeper is better than a cock sucker!
I show you my collection of nice and pretty art to cheer you up
I give you a reason to celebrate and be happy
I offer last slice of pizza because I love you more than pizza
I seduce you with toilet paper and invite you to "quarantine and chill"
I drive you to school when you missed the bus
I bought a Lego spoon and a Lego fork and that made my day!
I eat a banana normally. That's all. Nothing Suggestive.
Here’s a thumbs up for you cause you’re doing a good job
I wash my hands and practice good hygiene before sex